Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day

The Upside:

Promotion. Raise. Getting a spot in the play. Piercings. Shopping only for myself. Filming to make a difference. Cute boys flirting. Cute boys buying you a drink. Getting lost and winding up in a beautiful place. Holding hands. Finding the perfect dress. Not needing a boyfriend on this stupid holiday.

The Downside:

People never change.